What’s a guy gotta do to meet women? Obviously not lie about your outdoor prowess. GearGals has some stories of men trying to meet women.
Overheard after a mountaineering presentation:
He said: “I’d like to get to know you better.”
She said: “Do you lead overhanging ice?”
He said: “Uh…no.”
She said: “Then we don’t have anything in common!”
“I guess I should admit to cruelly dropping one of my dates on a mountain bike ride when he tried to ride my back wheel too close. It was annoying the crap out of me so I headed down the most technical trail I know. He crashed about ten times. He still tried to date me though I soon found out that he had exaggerated about 90% of his outdoor skills (said he was a mountaineer but knew not ONE THING about avalanche safety, didn’t even own a transceiver) so I simply had to dump him.”
Read more at the link. And guys, if you don’t even own a transceiver, don’t try to meet mountain chicks. OK?