In Asheville, Santa climbs Chimney Rock every half-hour from 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Saturday.
“Ever wondered how Santa Claus can climb down millions of chimneys all around the world? Apparently it's because he practices every year on the 315-foot Chimney Rock.
‘Santa likes to practice here because we have a very tall chimney so he can hone his skills,’ said park spokeswoman Meghan Rogers. ‘Even Santa is worried about staying fit, and rock climbing is a great way for him to do that to get ready for his big night,’ Rogers said.”
So that’s how that fat, bearded guy stays in shape, huh?