Sunday, December 7, 2008

Gym Climbing Tips

(For women only.) These are 7 tips for warding off plastic predators such as the:

"Five distinct species of male which inhabit the rock gym: Skin Monkey (usually shirtless, aggro, and prone to grunting); Smarmot (an unctuous, Pepé Le Pew-like creature who uses pick-up lines like “Nice rack!”); Chigger (doesn’t take “No” for an answer); the Coach (sprays unsolicited “technique tips” that might make sense); and the bona fide Nice Guy, who wants only to climb and maybe meet someone."

Please don't tell me which one of these I am. Oh, wait, I'm the WRer.

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