We should stop at the Heart Attack Grill after a long day of climbing. And pick up a “Double Bypass” burger and “Flatliner” fries. If I am really hungry, I might opt for their 8,000 calorie “Quadruple Bypass” burger. Ummm, ummm, good.
Of course, some guy just had a heart attack eating there. But I am sure this is a fluke.