Friday, August 31, 2012
From 180 To 620 Pull-ups By Cooling Your Hand
Wednesday, August 29, 2012
How To Find Yourself
- A person is reported missing in a remote canyon of Iceland
- A police search is started
- You help out in the search
- After a day of searching, you realize they are looking for you
- Voila! You find yourself at long last
Glacial Dust Bunnies Full Of Life
Monday, August 27, 2012
Battle Of The Ceiling
Smileys On Denali
"9:00AM: Bladder screams you awake. Answer the call, using the brimming pee bottle. Still below freezing, so it's back in the sleeping bag.
10:45: Cold water droplets hit face every 30 to 60 seconds, caused by the melting hoarfrost that built up on the inside of the tent.
10:50: Get fed up from the Chinese water torture. Put on a flock of down, go outside.
11:15: Breakfast time: Hot cocoa, pancakes (“bootied” from a group descending), bacon. All cooking done in the kitchen tent, which then becomes the hang out tent.
11:50: Poop in a plastic lined 12-inch tall green plastic can, hoping that a ground blizzard doesn’t pick up and freeze your bareness while squatting over it.
12:00: Hang out in the cook tent, shooting the bull with new friends, talking about the weather, other climbs around the world, and playing the game called, 'have you seen that youtube video where…'
2:30PM: Go for a ski tour just outside of camp, sometimes with climbing gear, sometimes without.
5:00: Lunch time: Cheesy Quesadilla, with salami and mustard…add guacamole on special days.
5:30: Walk around camp, meeting those that just arrived.
8:00: Card games in the neighbor's cook tent.
10:00: Dinner time: you name it, we ate it.
12:30AM: Feet are now too cold to have fun anymore. Crawl in the tent and watch 2-3 episodes of The Office on the ipad until the screen frosts over.
1:45AM: Still not dark outside, but go to sleep cause that’s what you were supposed to do hours ago."
West Buttress of Denali: A Ski Descent from Mark Smiley on Vimeo.
Saturday, August 25, 2012
Causes Of Accidents
- Anchors rarely fail (2.5% of total), and when they do it is because of inexperience in setup.
- 20% of all accidents could have been prevented by better belay practices such as tying a knot in the end of the rope, or wearing belay gloves.
- Rock fall causes a small number of accidents (4.5% of total), and may be correlated to the freeze thaw cycles of spring and climber use patterns. In early spring climbing checking the rock you're about to climb on for security is a prudent preventative measure.
- Prior knowledge of climb rappel anchors and walk offs, and taking a headlamp, will prevent a lot of rescues (up to 45% of total).
- The common injuries sustained are to the legs/ankles (30%) and to the head and spine (30%). Knowledge of how to improvise splinting and how to assess spinal injuries might be a great addition to a climbers toolkit.
Greatest Bathroom Ever?
This is their vehicle protected from the chewing porcupines by chicken wire.
Get Up The Mountain Fast
Running Grand Teton trailer from Teton Movie on Vimeo.
Tuesday, August 21, 2012
The Last Place On Earth
The Last Place on Earth: Bouvet Island - Classic Trailer from The NOMADS on Vimeo.
Sunday, August 19, 2012
70-Year Old Man Rescued From Crevasse After 6 Days
(Really, first of all, don't fall into a crevasse.)
Things Are Looking Down
We got the Grand Canyon glass skyway, but that's it.
Canyon Running
"Ryan Sandes, a South African Ultra-Runner, as he returns to the Fish River Canyon to run the 5 day, 84km, Fish River Canyon Hiking Trail in the fastest time possible. He completed the run, self-supported, in amazing time of 6h57min!"
The best running part starts at 3:20 into the video.
The Beauty of the Irrational from The African Attachment on Vimeo.
If You're Trapped After Falling
Climbing In Mallorca
Virgins are only humans 6a+ from Levi Ender on Vimeo.
Saturday, August 18, 2012
Even Chamonix Has Limits
This is a quote from the mayor:
"'For us, adventure doesn't mean extreme risk,' said Chamonix mayor Eric Fournier. 'We have to ask questions of responsibility and respect for other sports.'"
Which is a little ironic considering:
90% Of Climbers Never Go Outdoors?
I don't think it's a tragedy that most people may not want to climb outdoors. The outdoors is less accessible, it's messier, it's more dangerous. Let people stay inside. Then this guy - and me - can have the outdoors more to ourselves.
His main complaint seems to be that mountaineering isn't sexy anymore. That the media wants action shots of people wearing very little clothing. Duh!
It's easier to get action shots of beautiful people doing outdoor activities if the road is very close to where they are activating. Mountains are harder to get to than the seashore.
And this quote intriques me: "Because it seems like it’s just a handful of people, predominantly men, doing something that’s increasingly less relevant, year by year. But that doesn’t mean I love it any less."
When was climbing ever relevant? Maybe it was relevant for the first people to climb into the mountains to look for game or to find new pastures for their herd animals. Or, to find a pass to get over the mountains to more productive and/or safer ground on the other side. Or, to pick up some stone tablets with about 10 rules on them.
Why should anyone else be interested in climbing? Why should it be covered in the media? If you like doing it, do it. If you like climbing outdoors with all the hazards, thrills and feelings of accomplishment, do it. If you like climbing indoors, do that.
(H.T. to Lisa)
Friday, August 17, 2012
Essentials For Mountain Travel
"Below is my 'minimalist' mandatory gear; yes, fire starters and many other things are nice, but this is what I think I need to survive and/or start a rescue in almost any mountain range around the world. Also note that the pack itself has to be light; if your pack is over two pounds 'naked' then it needs to go on a diet; all of the below weighs less than three pounds total, so when I grab my pack for the day off the wall it should weigh less than 5 pounds before food, water, etc."
He also reviews a new product from Sterling called the Hollow Block.
Invisible Helmet
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
Tuesday, August 14, 2012
A Fairly Lovely Place To Visit
"The region’s mountain refuges are also reachable without hiking for miles as lots of them have cable cars which take you close by."
Plus, she meets James Bond's stunt double.
Friday, August 10, 2012
It’s A Jungle In The Climbing Gym
An accurate - if slightly exaggerated – description of a climbing gym. I liked this quote:
“The climbing gym is the watering hole: a place where all the little creatures of our climbing kingdom come to frolic, play, swagger, sashay, find mates and throw feces. It’s a meat market. A dojo. Occasionally, a dance club. A training ground. A proving ground. A one-upping ground.”
And this one:
“I always feel funny taking the Belay Test…. I hate it when people watch me do anything, especially something that I could do in my sleep …
Meanwhile, a designated gym employee monitors you, absolutely basking in this rare moment of power like he’s the cop, and you are the illegal immigrant with a pocket full of llello.
If you try to do something ‘weird’, like tie in with a double bowline or belay left-handed, it throws the tester into a fit that won’t stop until you do something that looks familiar to him. And you just have to do what he says because it’s easier than arguing. But that doesn’t mean you can’t tip the balance of power by screwing with the tester.”
Living In A.N.W.R.
Grillin' At VE
Rappelling Advice
Sunday, August 5, 2012
When To Use Lightweight 'Biners
Saturday, August 4, 2012
Fire Rainbows
Friday, August 3, 2012
The More You Travel, The Less You See
After 23 years and 500,000 miles of travel, Gunther Holtorf says, "The more you have traveled, the more you realize how little you have seen." More info here.
Thursday, August 2, 2012
“Monkey With Hair”
Yesterday I was climbing the arch at VE St. Paul, and a little girl said, “He looks like a monkey with hair.” I probably looked like this to her.
Wednesday, August 1, 2012
Kloofing A Gorge
A variation of canyoneering, kloofing is jumping into pools of water instead of rappelling.
"Trail description:
This route is more of a swim than a hike. The main attractions include spectacular canyon scenery and lovely waterfalls. The highest jump on this route is 14m. It's for the brave, as daring leaps of seven or eight metres down waterfalls are compulsory. You must be willing to swim in cold water and not be afraid of heights. Remember, once in, the only way you're going to get out of this section of the Riviersonderend mountains is via some gravity-defying jumps and scrambles."
I Am A Fan Of Red Bull
I don't drink the stuff, but I do buy it and then throw it away so they will continue to sponsor activities like this.